Mountain Man ………extrodinaire

Leonard owns the local stone yard where I purchase stone for the jobs I break my back over. He is definitely a local boy as was his Grandfathers parents and rightfully proud of that fact as tradition runs deep here……. In fact so deep that Leonards wife gave birth to twins as did the wife of one of his sons…… He will be seen daily at the yard wearing the grubbiest filthy green Dickie work pants you’d ever be afraid to stand next to…and the most perfectly clean , brilliantly white V neck T shirt that’s ever caused you to wear sunglasses. Most of the locals would say I’m full of shit, but Leonard and I have become almost friendly over the past few months and due I think, to my witty remarks and the prospect of me spending money. I believe he almost smiles when I come in the door though again, to most locals that would likely be a hallucination caused by some locally grown mushroom or something . First time I made a purchase I gave Leonard the delivery location and was amused that though he wouldn’t accept a credit card….he would accept my personal check….and only upon delivery. Live in these mountains then its expected your word be true………

” What kanda tham frame ya lookin at on needin these stone ?” asked Leonard, and so I said I was likely at the mercy of his schedule but sooner is better than later. Giving me the Appalachia Mountain Man steeley eyed squint Leonard says…..

” Well…Ah gotstsa load em on the truck ya know?” my response of course was

“After that 20 minutes is up….then what?”……causing Leonard to lean forward to come eye to eye so he could inform me that……

” Ah lived in these mountains before there was a dollar to be made….an no one come here.”         Inner city or country…the game is played the same and so offered ……

” Well, now that someone has come here…..and there is a dollar to be made….how ya feel about making it ?”

An hour and a half later I was at the job on top of that mountain when I could hear Leonards 1970s Chevy dump lumbering up that dirt road down in the ravine until it came to a stop 1000 ft below to loudly grind into a low gear for the final assault on a some what vertical last stretch .

” There’s yer rock” he said and, I thanked him much as I handed him a check knowing that the thought it might bounce was not even considered by him as he had lived his life in a place where a mans word was worthy of trust

I could never spend my whole life here….but I’m very proud such places still exist in America

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