Well what an interesting day. Something of great importance to us all has just been attended to by our President. While all our friends have grown to hate us the war that could be ended in one day still rages three months later and half the nation now sits semi comatose having just watched their 401Ks vaporize the man sat down and attended to something that I’m certain will be a great relief to us all . Out came the famous Sharpie Pen to sign yet again another executive order. This one has to do with shower heads … that’s right, shower heads ….
Obviously not having anything more important on his mind Mr. Trump explains that he has to stand in the shower for 15 minutes just to get his cotton candy hair wet because Biden regulated the water pressure . Must be a bitch being a billionaire and still having to deal with a problem like that. I know I don’t have his problem in my humble little home that cost less money than one of his wife’s Birken hand bags …. one of my showers is powerful and the other has water pressure that actually hurts …..
I’m thinking maybe he should’t have stiffed his plumber on the bill for the last visit…. but I will concede that it sounds better blaming Biden…..
