It was after 5 p.m. and the incoming phone number started with an 850 so I knew I really didn’t want to answer it. Considering that I rarely answer the phone from friends I’m quite surprised with myself over the fact that I did …. here’s what I got ….
” Hello, my name is Michelle and I’m with the Dept. of Health and Human Services and we’re doing a survey on health and would like to ask you a few questions. Now could you ……” and that is as far as I permitted Michelle to get
” I’m sorry Michelle but the current President of the United States has made it quite clear I cannot trust Government Employees. With that in mind please pass the word that I no longer trust scientists or medical professionals and I promise to never get vaccinated again and will instead dutifully consume cod liver oil. ”
I’m not sure if Michelle thought that at all funny as I didn’t give her the opportunity to respond before I hung up . You see, I’m a foreign born who once had a tattoo and if Michelle is still a current government employee , well she just might be a spy … and I could end up in El Salvador just to help get the deportation numbers up …. can’t chance it
