Hope you like beets ….

Don’t vorry Komrade Amerikans , still available to you at original tariff price is plenty Russian Vodka. And borscht !   Borscht made from finest Russian beets requiring no immigrant labor to harvest and fertilized with highest grade penguin guano available . You too can live happy life like Russian and learn to harvest your own beets in between bouts of acute alcoholism with no need for messy communism….. such better life than wasting it lounging by pool ….. Who needs wealth when we have borscht and vodka … ?