My Wife pronounces it…..Jello

Being the neighborhood handy man can often prove to be one monumentally large and intensely sharp tack driven deep into my ass. However , once in a while one of the proffered jobs comes with the promise of payment in U.S. dollars…..instead of the usual pesos, as happened last week. Now add this to the fact it’s a yard clean up at a very close by neighbor and its just a win win deal all round…..

As it turns out the man of the house is a painter and had collected a half a warehouse of assorted half tins of paint that the lady wanted rid of along with a giant conglomeration of other items to the tune of filling my 5×8 trailer. Once the trailer was filled I parked it in my drive in readiness of the morning dump run to be performed after dropping the wife off at work.

Next morning the wife had a comment as we were about to leave…..

“ How you going to clean that shit?”….she asked while performing the nose point in the direction of my trailer.

And there it was……the glob. Evidently when I hefted an entire 5 gallon bucket of yellow paint onto the trailer my usual luck prevailed and I placed it directly over a nail embedded 2×4. This of course allowed the evacuation of said 5 gallons from my trailer to their new home…..my driveway.

You may or may not be aware so I’ll tell ya ……….

Five gallons of bright yellow on the driveway really sucks…….

 

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