Well, I’ve been painting a doctors office….unfortunately its been an odd gig where I can’t start till noon and have to work till 6:30 or 7:00 but hey…could be worth a case of .22 cal. ammo . Well the other evening, the predictable creature of habit I happen to be I made the stop for adult beverages on the way home. I had just got back in the truck when this woman on the radio started rattling off a long list of symptoms that I only half heartedly listened to while my mind was on the adult beverages in the back seat. All of a sudden it occurred to me …..
“My God…..I have every one of those symptoms !”… and she then had my full attention. She then continued on to inform me that should I display even “one” of these symptoms I would be well advised to seek medical council as there was a strong likelihood that I may be suffering advanced menopause syndrome. Well ain’t that just like everything in my whole friggin life….I just can’t end up with anything normal….my case always has to be “advanced”……I’m glad I’m a drinking man, I just don’t think I could deal with all this crap in my right mind.
