Well wouldn’t ya just know it, first time in my 69 years I actually came out of the closet and voted for a Democrat in a presidential election and it looks as though I’m about to get my hat handed to me. Now I didn’t cast that vote on any particular beliefs pertaining to the previous administration or any perceived accomplishments of their’s … it’s a lot more complicated than that . But now I’m facing a whole different source of uncertainty and confusion about what I’m supposed to do as a first time voter of a Democratic candidate ….. what are my responsibilities now ?
Should I wait until Biden announces it was a rigged election and promises proof that Mike Johnson’s wife owns the voting machines and had them repaired in Russia ? Should I wait until Biden refuses to leave office or should I just enlist in a local militia right away and start training for my over the top moment at the Capitol thus earning my title of Patriot and acquiring political prisoner status . I understand there will likely be a lot of openings for that position soon . As a new cultist I have lot’s of other questions ….
As I’m a blue collar pickup truck driver will I be required to parade around town with a giant FUCK TRUMP flag billowing from behind and don the uniform of a blue hat and DUMP TRUMP T shirt ? I don’t even know where to buy these items yet but I think I’ll start by only shaving every third day in order to get a feel for the part . I’m thinking it will likely be necessary to start spreading important information as well like the need to build little concrete bunkers as I live in Republican run Florida . We all know the Deep State will now direct the Democrats to send more hurricanes to our area in vengeance .
I’m not sure what we all thought was so good about the last Trump presidency as it looked like endless chaos to me and in all these years I can’t ever recall Mr. Trump say one good thing about America , not once ever and for a President , that’s a shame . But there is hope that this time it might be better , that perhaps during all the upcoming hiring and firing some past mistakes will be recognized and we can get Omarosa back in her advisory roll at the White House. Maybe this time we can entice Ivanka and Jarred back with a livable wage so we can once again enjoy the benefits of their invaluable input along with all the pardoned criminals and their expertise.
anyway you look at it ….. America deserves it
