I wanted to write about something else today but something else caught my brown eye …..
It was a picture on the internet of the largest fossilized example of a human turd known to exist. Discovered by construction workers in northern England in 1972 during the building of a new Lloyds bank branch it now resides in a local museum . It’s even been named ….
” The Lloyds Bank Coprolite” .
Archeologists have deemed it a drop from a long past Viking who obviously ate a lot of meat and suffered intestinal parasitic worms . It has dimensions of approximately 8 inches in length with a diameter of 2 inches and though that may sound rather eye watering … I’m here to tell ya …. that’s nothing .
Once years ago one of my brothers dropped a log into the toilet so large that it hurt him so bad that he stood right up and passed out in pain with his pants around his ankles . I believe there is still a photo of it in the families cherished album and no shit, it looks to be the size of my forearm with it’s head poking from the surface like the Loch Ness monster .
The diminutive Lloyds Coprolite has an insurance value of well past $39,000 which brings to the fore two very obvious facts . One of those facts being is that my brother is tougher than any Viking I know . And second is that at that insurance value …
he never should have flushed … twice
