A current house guest of mine quickly opened my eyes to a few facts I had never given much thought to in the past pertaining to the numerous similarities a 3 year old healthy Labrador might have with a Latina wife .
The house guest is a service dog owned by a friend admitted to the hospital today and so needs a place to crash for a while . But that’s not all he needs as has been made quite apparent in short order as just like a Latina wife he requires constant entertainment . Just like a Latina wife a book just ain’t cutting it as entertainment for the dog and since neither of them think in the English language communications with either can become quite a bore.
They are both equally demanding and neither of them shy about making their demands known . The dog is fond of grabbing his favorite squeeky ball in his mouth and aggressively slamming me in the nuts with it as a means of informing me it’s time to play . We need go no further on this comparison …
The favorite squeeky ball just suffered a puncture on a sharp tooth and so just like a Latina wife he’s just gone to bed pissed off about something ….. leaving me a blissful quiet moment to write this down
