Half the town are now wearing masks which only partially hides their ugly countenance .
Face masks will soon become mandatory I believe as this ugly virus is showing it’s strength and nearby towns have already implemented the mandatory in public mask rule. With that in mind I sought and discovered that Amazon can’t deliver an appropriate mask prior to the end of March…. a mere seven weeks away….. What to do now ?
As usual the answer is the internet. And so being unaware of the need of more specifics I typed into Google search the simple wording of …
“Do it Yourself Masks” ….. and the multitudes of choices all proved very interesting .
Today at the local liquor store I found myself standing in line on my designated six foot apart from another customer mark on the floor. Some fellow line standers were wearing masks and others not. I couldn’t help myself… sometimes I just need to indulge my own humor. I just had to tell all in line a simple fact….
” I’ve been looking online for instructions on Do It Yourself Masks… I think I’m gonna go with the pigs head. ” I proclaimed.
It brought a mild chuckle from some while others, ignorant of the need of humor, ignored it.
At that very moment a motorcycle pulled up to the front of the store and its pilot dismounted and entered the store wearing a rabbits head mask …..
The place erupted into laughter so I guess my pigs head choice was second rate .
However the ABC liquor store manager wouldn’t let the motor cycle pilot enter with a complete face covering mask. I’m betting he’d wished he’d gone with the pigs head …..
